Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Oh, How the Mighty Have Fallen

Here's your daily lesson on how not to become a douche bag.

Dear Brett Favre, you should have hung it up last year. Thanks to your utter stupidity, all of the amazing things you have done for and in the NFL is now down the drain and you will forever be remembered as THIS guy.

oh, and p.s., no girl in their right mind would ever be aroused by that thing you sent a text of...EVER.

From Deadspin.com Oct. 23rd, 2010:

A-Rod Finally Worth$252 Million To The Texas Rangers

The Texas Rangers advance to the World Series for the first time in franchise history. Alex Rodriguez, who once signed a quarter-billion-dollar contract with the Rangers, struck out looking. Balance restored to The Force. Fun fact: This would have been the final year of his behemoth deal.

I don't think there is anyone in the world that loves themselves as much as you love yourself. Not your ex-wife on your best of days, not your daughters, not Cameron Diaz, not Kate Hudson, and not even any of the blond strippers. Oh, and please never do THIS again:

I don't think I need to say anything here:

When you're a professional athlete, you're a professional athlete. When you're an athlete that goes Hollywood, you're a douche. That whole broken collar bone thing was the leftovers of the overall 'dating hollywood women' curse. I decided.

More to come....

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