So, Bristol Palin has moved her Moose-Shooting, linebacker dancing, baby mama drama butt to Arizona. Why do you ask? Well, she will be attending one of the world's top educational facilities, Arizona State University. I think Jack Donaaghy said it best when he said, "A parents job is to make their child feel smart, even if they want to go to Arizona State University." So KUDDOS to you, Sarah Palin.
For those of you that have forcibly removed the image and/or any other subsequent memories of Bristol on Dancing with the Stars, I will give you a little reminder; she was awful. You could have put Joe Theismann in there after Lawrence Taylor bent him in half and he still could have performed better than her. But, the Tea Party-ers would not be silenced. Bristol made it to the top three and thus, got a pretty penny from the Dancing with the Stars peeps.
SO, moral of the story, kiddos, #1. Get knocked up at 16 #2. Make sure your mom is bat-shi* crazy to the point that even Oprus (Oprah/Jesus) can't seem to even like her #3. Make a fool of yourself on national television
BADDA BING, BADDA BOOM, You own your own house!
Here are the house stats:
LOCATION: Maricopa, AZ
PRICE: $172,000 - Paid in full with (Dancing with the Stars) Cash.
SIZE: 3,929 sq ft, 5 bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms