Thursday, December 16, 2010

Obvious Traps

My goal with this blog is to not only show you awesome real estate and tell you how awesome Seattle is, but also to give you little tips on growing up. We may have passed the "we may get kidnapped at the park" age, but still we must be alert. Here are 13 VERY obvious traps that you shouldn't fall for!

You're Welcome.

If someone is going to inject a toxic substance into your face, you should probably make sure they are legit enough to make a real sign. And the fact it's only $10 pretty much means they are injecting corn starch into your forehead.

Nope. You're going to get raped.

"We may look like a meth lab, smell like a meth lab, and only come out at night when our 'family' stops by for a quick trip, but we are NOT A METH LAB!!"

They will rape you and take your money.

Surgery and your lotto tickets in one place.

The Great Wall was actually erected as a bridge to the next closest bathroom.

Look, free handgun training from this guy! Then, he will shoot you.

Fathers, make sure you tell your daughters you love them, or else they WILL be answering this ad.

God I hope this is Chris Hanson trying to coax would be sex offenders into "To Catch a Predator".

"I have candy and puppies in my van. But they are scared of pants."

You know, there was a day when Tom Cruise and John Travolta couldn't read...That's how they get ya.

If you are dumb enough to fall for this, you deserve to have your credit card # stolen and used.

How exactly do you mean, 'chocolate' party?

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