As a Real Estate Broker, I can tell you that your front yard can be a real deal-breaker when attempting to sell. While 'white trash-ness" makes us all chuckle out of hilarity and some deep seeded empathy, it is NOT a good idea when selling your home.
Christmas is the perfect time to show whether you are classy or trashy. Whether you have a vacation home in Chelan, or live there year round. Whether you use the day after Thanksgiving as a perfect time to put up lights, or if you think Mid-July is a good time to finally take them down.
Here are some awesome new developments in the world of Christmas-lawn-decor:
MERRY CHRISTMAS! Now you can bring the most annoying holiday song to your front yard. This little gem depicts your own grandmother being run over by a cement roller which is being driven my a reindeer.
God Bless 'MERICA! Santa's not coming this year, Timmy, he's over in Afghanistan.
Al Gore was RIGHT!
Even if Santa is driving the tow truck, I will still curse him out when he's attaching my car to the back of his truck because I was 3 minutes passed the expiration of the meter.
Say "bye-bye" to the smiling cookies, kids! It's time for the gingerbread couple to go into the oven.
Santa drinks, smokes, and gambles.
If you're really good, Santa may bring you a dead animal carcass on Christmas morn.
Cowboy Penguin? Why? How?
You can now have matching home / lawn ornaments. Design Santa's trailer to look just like yours, then leave it in your "yard" all year.