Thursday, March 31, 2011

April Fools Office Pranks

In case you forgot, or never knew in the first place, April Fools Day is tomorrow. And since I am a sorta-adult and work in an office, my pranks and hilarity have to be focused in the work world. Thus, these awesome pranks seem right up my ally. This is not your, "hide your cube mates stapler" kind of pranks. These take strategic thinking and planning. These pranks put Jim Halpert to shame!


You've been HOFFED!


A new freaking wall. Amaze-balls.


A true Cube


Packing Peanuts to start your day off right.


The perfect prank for your douche-bag uber manly coworker.


Beiber Fever in your face. Again, for another special guy in your office.


Sit on a throne as you work.


Key Board Through Desk!


Office in the bathroom. Smells yummy.


Pranks and fake walls are always made better with the Monsters Inc. soundtrack.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Does this house look like Hitler?

Is it possible for a house to look like a person? Well, not only a person, but the most evil individual that has ever lived? It seems silly buuuuuut then I saw this house. As a real estate broker, I tend to be pretty judgmental when it comes to the appearance of homes. Ahh, hell no! So needless to say, I would not want to live in this fascist house!



This house is located in the UK. Get it together, Britain!

Friday, March 25, 2011

Grad Rates for NCAA Men's BBall teams...

It probably doesn't come as a HUGE shock that not every D-1 athlete graduates from their respective university. Understandably, many of them are drafted some time after their freshman year, but before their senior year. But believe it or not, some "student" athletes don't really care about earning their degree. Weird, right? Here is a list of teams who competed in the 2011 NCAA Mens Basketball Tournament along with their graduation rates. Some may surprise you while others, well, they won't.

WINNERS:

Belmont University: 100%


Brigham Young University: 100%


University of Illinois: 100%


Notre Dame University: 100%


Utah State University: 100%


Villanova University: 100%


LOSERS


University of Arizona: 20%


University of Alabama-Birmingham: 25%


University of Connecticut: 31%


Temple University: 33%


University of Michigan: 36%


University of Georgia: 36%


thanks huffingtonpost.com!

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

NCAA March Madness for (non-sports loving) Women

I almost get anxiety when I start to think of how awesome March Madness is. Cinderella stories, buzzer beaters, rivalry, and beer. Also, do you think they play any NCAA tournament games at bars / clubs like Amber, or Twist in Belltown?! No. Cause those places suck. You spend almost two weeks in sports bars, or dive bars. I love it. But I am also a rare breed. Not a ton of gals enjoys spending endless hours drinking Bud Light while watching teams that I would otherwise never pay a ton of attention too. But, no matter what, everyone likes to fill out brackets. Cause, why the heck not? Here is an insightful look of how several people (but mostly women) handle their decisions when faced with a NCAA March Madness Basketball Bracket.

Friday, March 18, 2011

Things you THINK you should do when you drink, but you shouldn't


In honor of yesterdays holiday, here is a list of all the things you most likely did last night, but really wish you didn't. In a sober mind, many of us make pretty good decisions (most of us), but with the introduction of an alcoholic beverage or two, suddenly our ability to make wise decisions seems to be as impossible as and NFL player having a career post football life.

Please print out this list, and carry it with you on each weekend evening. Because no matter how much you believe you are making a right choice, your not. Also, your ability to complete a task at a higher level than you can when you are sober is simply impossible. I'm sorry to break the news to you.

Fighting: Guys, you didn't magically gain 50 lbs. of muscle in the past two hours and no matter what, you look like an idiot.


Streaking: They are laughing with you, they're laughing at you.


New Talents: You're not showing off, you're just looking stupid.


Accessorising: Lamp shades are not hats.


Telling the truth: one drink and suddenly you're George Washington.


Hitting on the Opposite Sex: You're not any smoother.


Political Conversations: A quick way to make everyone around you uncomfortable.


Dancing: No, you don't look super sexy. Plus, you just fell down.


Calling Your Ex: While you may not remember the next day, your phone log will make sure to remind you of your epic failure.


Singing: No one enjoys it unless they are all at the same intoxication level as you.



thanks Huffingtonpost.com for this dead on list.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Epic Sports Headline FAILURES


If you don't know me, #1. You should, but #2. You know I love sports. if it wasn't for March Madness I think I would pull a Anne Heche type crazy-spree between football and baseball season. And believe it or not, I like to laugh too. So when I came a long this fabulous little collection of epic sport headline failures, I thought I had died and gone to Heaven. But then I pinched myself and watched the IT buzzer beater against Arizona for the millionth time and I realized that I am, in fact, alice and living a dream.

Thank you huffingtonpost.com for giving me these little beauties:

She may be "old" but she has rights too.



Well, that makes sense.



I guess he FINALLY learned his lesson.



WHAT?!



Well God Bless her. I guess she earned it?



I knew it all along...



Of course he's unfazed! He's a friggin' Octopus!



Who knew the conference was so sexy?



Out of ALL the pictures they could have picked...



"It Gets Better"



Something tells me he framed this article above his bed.



Yeah, we remember.



He should see a doctor about that.



What procedure does that?!


From the looks at that picture, yes.



gracias huffingtonpost.com wizards!

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Party Down! Dormy style...?


Every time I hear the word "party", I think of dorms! And by every time, I mean never. As a sorority gal, I never had the honor (is that the right word?) of living in the dorms. I don't know, maybe something about having a chef, cleaning team, and living in a four block radius of all of your friends seemed awesome. And it was. BUT, if you are in the mode of searching for colleges AND a place to live, here are the top 10 party dorms in the country according to Dormsplash.com.

Indiana University at Bloomington, Briscoe-Shoemaker



University of Pennsylvania, Riepe College House



Winona State University, Lucas Hall



Northwestern University, Bobb-McCulloch



Syracuse University, Brewster Hall



Georgetown University, Village A



University of Wisconsin-Madison, Sellery Hall



Indiana University-Bloomington, McNutt



Catholic University of America, Curley Hall



Howard University, Harriet Tubman Quadrangle