In Real Estate, the neighborhood pulls a lot of weight for clients, understandably. You never want crazy neighbors, but we all know they are sometimes unavoidable. As always, communication is key and these neighbors have seemed to perfected it with their loving notes:
The Cat Person: don't make them mad. They will unleash the crazy on you.
Helpful Neighbors: Always looking out for your well-being, and the well-being of your pets.
The Spirit Talkers: Communicating with one soul at a time (at 3 am).
The 'Honest' Neighbor - they love the fish smell, but understand that you may not!
The Relationship and Nutrition Counselor - Looking out for your sex life, and body fat percentage.
The 'Polite Newspaper Kleptos': They steal your newspaper and correct your language.
The 'Philanthropic Dog Hater': They may steal your dog, but they do feed i to the homeless. So, that's cool.
The 'Biggots Next Door': Racist, sexist idiots.
The 'Clothes Loving Neighbors': They love their clothes. They would like to keep them. But, they also want to help out any escaped convicts.
Their Philanthropic message can be found at the bottom of the page, "except if you are an escaped convict".
The 'Domestic Violent Neighbor': They may not have morals when it comes to hitting one another, but they can both agree tha their neighbors sleep is a priority.