Thursday, July 14, 2011

Dr. Tobias Funke vs. "Dr." Marcus Bachmann

Alas, I have returned to the blogging world. I am happy to report that I have actually been crazily busy, which is a good thing for Miss. Chaffee's bank account. However, I simply could not go another day without posting. As the presidential elections near, more and more candidates step forward, and as they step forward, they offer JEWELS of "wisdom" for educated individuals like ourselves. Jewels that allow us to say, "hey, anyone can truly run for president!". Growing up, my parents always told me that I can be anything I want to be, including President of the United States of America, and now that Michelle Bachmann is running, I know they were telling the truth.

For those of you who do not know Michelle Bachmann, she is a republican (which really doesn't matter. Heck, I love Meagan McCain) from Minnesota. She has officially bid to be the Republican candidate for the Presidency. Aside from the fact she claimed to have the "spirit" of John Wanye who is from her home town in Iowa. What she did not realize is that John Wayne was not, in fact, from her home town, but it was John Wayne GACY (the serial killer) who was actually from her town...yup. Anywho, her gem of a husband is a psychiatrist whose practice focuses heavily on the "correction" of homosexuality. That's right, they are going to pray the gay right out of ya! I'm pretty sure God is laughing hysterically at this. So, when someone has extremely close minded and naive ideas of homosexuality, it really only means one thing: He's Gay.

So today, I stumbled upon this amazing comparison. Dr. Tobias Funke, from Arrested Development, is an ex-psychiatrist who is puzzled own his own sexuality. He provides some fantastic quotations that leave you asking, "wait, what is he talking about?". So here is "Dr." Marcus Bachmann delivering some of Dr. Tobias Funke's best lines.