I have never been one for artistic creativity. Unless Martha Stuart's Living magazine has a step-by-step instruction manual on how to festively glitter a baby pumpkin, then I got nothin. The stress of carving pumpkins with others begins to overcome me and I commit to a standard smiling pumpkin. Lame. Then, I see pumpkins like the ones below, and I am seamlessly crushed, and turn to the Costco Grab Bag of fun-sized candy bars.
Hall n' Oats - Private Eye...
Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction, not Snakes on a Plane
Hop on the Magic School Bus with Miz Friz
And My Personal Favorite...